Monday, March 2, 2009

The dangers of drinking coffee

Drinking coffee while breastfeeding is dangerous. Is that because minute traces of caffeine supposedly aren't good for an infant? Or because being a small boned woman of European descent who has birthed six children puts me in a really high risk category for osteoporosis, which caffeine can effect?

No. It is because you run the risk that your baby's pink bow -- which you would never buy for her, but your good friend did -- might fall in the coffee cup. Death by black coffee ... such a torturous end to the life of a baby's bow.

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