Summer beverages

I was in a store. I saw water bottles for sale. I remembered my young son left cocoa in his water bottle from January to May and consequently it died an ugly, smelly death. I reached for the blue one, which I thought read "Cold Water".

It was only when I got home I realized what the bottle said! Hey, nothing says good parenting like an eight year old toting water in his beer bottle, right? Even better, letting the baby sip from it at the pool!