Twilight Zone

My blog is behind. Also, my behind is a blog. It's called "Tales from the Wide Side" Just kidding here people. I'm a little punchy still up at 1 am.

Emmeline has been fighting a cold which makes her a little more demanding. Still cute, but covered in snot and demanding. She has this endearing new habit when she nurses -- she has always grasped onto my pointer finger for all it's worth when she nurses, and now in addition without missing a beat she will pull off the Breast of Plenty and pull my finger into her mouth try to nurse my finger. Even when she is very sleepy, or very hungry. Even if my hand is quite far from her mouth. When I try to hold my hand back she kicks me and fusses. Then I tell her how silly she is and tickle her tummy. She looks at me, smiles, and goes back to the nipple. SO silly!!!

A quiet weekend in our wee house -- just the baby, the 14 year old, and the mom. Big, bigger and biggest as Chloe calls us. I enjoyed the relative silence immensely, and while I didn't get a lot done (cursed laundry pile mocking me as I type) I enjoyed my girls and am looking forward to the other kids getting home. Chloe and I talked about what our lives would be like if this was the actual size of our family; a bit like peeking into an alternate universe where familes only have four people in them.

It's really, really, really good for hubby to take the middle kids by himself for a weekend. I did all the grocery shopping for the trip, but he had to heat the food and keep an eye on the clock so they didn't become starving monsters. And manage four kids on bikes -- none of whom want to be last on the trail -- and swimming, and who rides where in the car, and on and on. It's good for him. I chuckled under my breath when he said on the phone, "It's not the same without you." Yep, I bet it's not!

Yummy!

Emmeline has a new favorite food. It was once peas, then sweet potatoes, now it seems a big stalk of raw celery to suck on is the new beloved. I just watch that no long, fibrous strings come off in her mouth and she is as happy as can be. No nutrients in celery, though, so it's only on special occasions she gets to have it. Take a peek at her wee fingers -- so cute!

It's Sunday, and it's warm. Mid 70s warm. What are the kids to do when the lemonade stand dies off due to no interest? (I stopped underwriting lemonade stands a long time ago ... )

Why, dig out the camping gear and assemble a massive tent (which you have used exactly once before you realized you hate camping) for your family of eight. Confer with siblings that since dad is away on business he will never know (dad is not a tent-in-the-front-yard lover). Ultimately call dad on cell phone anyway to see where stakes are.

I don't think I could put that tent together ...

My beautiful, complex, smart daughter

My funny, optimistic, sweet son

They are still outside accordingly playing "bloody murder". One of the girls who cannot tell a lie (Megan) assures me it is perfectly safe. Update: they are now playing "sardines". I don't care what they're playing. All but the teen are out there, goofing off and laughing. Laughing so hard I hear them through the baby monitor which can pick them up through the master bedroom windows (they are closed). Ahhh, if only they keep this excitement all summer!

Keeping Nike in business

Track season is in full run here in the northwest. As luck would have it our first meet was sunny! My daughters are seasoned pros at track and field, but my son is a first-timer. We were exceptionally proud of him when ...

HE CAME IN FIRST PLACE AT HURDLES!!!!!!! WOO HOO! MEGAN CAME IN FIRST AT HURDLES, TOO! TWIN POWERS, ACTIVATE! FORM OF: A GRASSHOPPER!

Brian running the relay

Long jump boy ahoy

Megan, left, skunking the competition at hurdles!

Megan running the first leg for her relay team

Chloe runs track, too, but per her request no photos will be posted. I totally understand.

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In other news, Nolan needs to see a specialist for his cough which we just can't beat. He has an inhaler. He takes allergy medicine. We have tried more than one kind. He has been on antibiotics. He uses a humidifier. He has had a chest Xray. Still, he coughs so hard I expect his eyes to pop out. The last time I talked to our ped. about his cough she wanted to let it ride a while, but time to insist on a referral.

*Emmeline is 6.5 months now. She had a hard time with her last round of shots which was terrifying. High fever, bright red rash -- your basic cause for massive parental guilt and nightmares. And, that was with leaving out Hep B which she can get later. Happy to say she is now showing no residual effects of her vaccines.

*Final note: my sister in law is having another boy! That makes three boys for them; a perfect fit.

*And with that, dear reader, I am off to school because the nurse just called and I have a child with an upset stomach and 101.5 fever awaiting pick up.

Eggy

For the love of God, no more egg salad!!!!!!!

We should all be so cute

"Idiosyncrasies of Emmeline"

* I love to be outside. When my mommy walks to the door holding me I pump my legs and get very excited.

* Thanks to my Daddy I have touched a kitty's whiskers. Now I squeal whenever I see Miss Tiger.

* My favorite food is peas. I do not like pears. My sister Megan is very good at feeding me. I will eat more if you let me have my own spoon. I need high chair, and soon.

* I do not like the car. I like to be out places, but not the getting there part.

* When I am very tired I will only nurse on the left side. And I do not like to nurse if Mommy has just taken a shower. Too soapy, too clean. Give me some body odor, Mommy.

* When I am crying sometimes "Itsy Bitsy Spider" cheers me up. Not just the first verse; all six from that book we have. You know, climbed up the kitchen wall, the rocking chair, the maple tree ...

* When my brothers and sisters are gone I like to look at their school pictures on the wall. I pump my legs and stare.

* I am very ticklish on my sides. Sometimes I laugh so hard I get hiccups!

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Biomes

Many of my clever amigas are blogging about their even more clever Easter crafts. Very impressive, actually. I instead am writing about some biome vases my twins brought home from school. Brian's biome was the Galapagos -- see the big tortugas eating plants? We saw a real tortoise from the Galapagos at the Phoenix Zoo last year. Sorry the photos are out of sync; can't get them to cooperate and am out of time!

Megan's biome was the Chiuaua Desert. Note the cactus and scorpion.

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